Never Fear...

I have returned to the blogosphere.

Whenever you say to yourself, "Self, why art thou so forlorn and without hope in this life? Ah, Pastor Erik has not posted in some time. Self, what are we to do without his crucial insights into all matters that affect us?"

If this is you, and yourself, please take hope that I have returned to some semblance of normal posting in the days, weeks, months, dare I say YEARS? to come.

And, just say to yourself the next time Pastor E's posts are not hastening to the wide world of webs and inter-nets: "Self, my Pastor must be engaged in some crucial ministry concern and so is tarrying upon his posting duties. I shall give him great grace, understanding all the very important spiritual matters that this man of the cloth must attend to on a daily basis. Or, he might be watching LOST."

Poor Posting on this blog ...

is due to:

a. my incredibly hectic schedule (because I am such an important person)

b. a really bad case of writer's block where the only ideas that come to me are about which late night snack to indulge in (I'm a big fan of cereal in the dark watches of the night)

c. laziness: sheer unadulterated, pathetic, and disgusting slothfulness

d. several keys on my keyboard are not functioning, thu im eding my a ility to ty e out all the glo iou idea , in ight, old oclamation , iveting tale , witty fa le , and ofound a a le. (See what I mean?)

e. one word: pixelaphobia